December 2011
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Watching How I met your Mother
Lilly was coming up with baby names… the first one she chose was Tara.
TARA
aka WIllows lover. HER LOVER
Coincidence I think not!!!!
whoops *correction fructose*
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with fructose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me:
“Please be gay. Please be gay. Please be gay.”
– Me to every hot guy, ever. (via leloveiga)
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“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling somebody else...”
– Cady Heron (via siriussaidsiriusly)
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